Fast & Furious, also known as The Fast and the Furious, is a media franchise centered on a series of action films that are largely concerned with street racing, heists, spies, and family. It is the second movie series that Taryn and I vroomed our way through and obviously after riding to the Twilight house we had to come see the one where our favorite family lives. Getting back to biiig city riding took some adjusting but it was delightful to visit all our favorite bike shops, get some gooood like damn good tacos, and actually score at some bins. Got to see my best bro bearded cargo bike twin again while taking over the STREETS at cicLAvia. Y’all know you could have this every day right? Like just ride bikes instead of drive and you’d have this evvveryday!
Mid-CA
Second time going through Monterey as well and hot damn if the crew at Workhorse didn’t treat us to a fantastic camp out. Bacon wrapped filet mignon! World record 99.97 score best can stomp. Detour around Big Sur was honestly chill as heck. I’ll never be mad about some nice flat farm roads. After that though little bit of uhhh, heat exhaustion leading to an impromptu stay at a cuuute motel in Ohh Hi. One of the best circle K scores the morning after. Pitched our tent on the golf course at TCO after riding through beautifully terrible Malibu.
Little things I love, Silca ratchet multitool
While moving some cages around on the cargo last week I realized I haven’t spoken about one of the most essential parts of my kit, the incredible ratchet multi tool by Silca. It’s so damn good that one time I realized I had lost it on a ride (bitofa crash, fell out of my bag, gotta keep yr stuff secured ya kno) I ordered a replacement before I even got home. Compact and modular. Well made and fun to fidget with. Easily customizable by adding just the bits you may need for your particular build. It’ll fit into all those snug spots behind cables and bags nooo problem. There’s many moments on the tour during which this lil thing saved the day and I very much credit it with keeping me rolling.
Northern CA
North CA Report: BIG TREES ARE BIG like damn big. Muppet vest finally launched and we spent the evening with this cool slug Geoffrey. Eureka has some faaancy houses! Lots of good roads on the way into SF where we LOVED going up and down the hills, Ornot. New electronic kids to the family and new sticker design!
Coast crash, Eugene, Portland
Wowww so things took a TURN huh. I wouldn’t call it a “highlight” but most significant catalyst guiding the future of our trip was when the bracket holding Taryn’s basket to the fork snapped, flipping her over the bars at 15mph or so, and then all 400lbs of me and bike ran her over...I’m sorry I really don’t know why I was drafting so damn close. HOWEVER the incredible that is bike friends connected us with two lovelies in Eugene where we rested a bit before riding up to Portland for MADE! I gotta say (we gotta say) what an amazing few weeks it was. Helping build the show, pretending to be media then maybe accidentally turning into media 🤔 , and a thousand miles of rambling around the city on either side.
Port Angeles to Astoria
Okay so American isn’t so bad, not yet at least. Washington has some pretty good trail way up there in the northwest corner, and the roads aren’t too busy either. Completed two quests: NWmost point 📍 in the US and the Swan 🧛 House. Ate a lot of brown (all food is either brown or green, there are no exceptions) from gas station bins. Breakfast on beaches. Sand is minerals is helf, right? Fuck that fucking bridge.
Vancouver and around the Sunshine Coast to Port Angeles
This was the start. The getting back into tour mode, the oh damn bike is HEAVY again mode, and the who’s falling asleep first tent battle of the snores mode (she usually wins). Up around the Sunshine Coast we utilized the lovely BC Ferry’s and hiker biker camp grounds scattered all around. Making some of our best dumpster scores of the entire trip: literally the first morning made the best poached eggs on avocado toast that I’ve ever crafted, all from the bins. Stayed with some old friends and made some new ones. Got nearly face to face with a bald eagle. Last days living it up in the land of polite society and universal healthcare before catching the Blackball to MURICA.
Graffiti Part 2
“Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don’t come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they’re having a piss.” - Banksy
Here’s another set of some paint on walls, grounds, bins, trucks, trains, etc. It’s a lot, but I’ve shot hundreds more because I can’t get enough of the absurd power that graffiti has. Vandalism is the free-ist of speech. Homework this week: go write “fuck cars” on something.
Vancouver
Of the regular questions, “what’s the best city for riding bikes?” is a frequent one and I didn’t really have a solid answer until this summer spent in Vancouver during which I filled in well more than half the city and had the goddamn best time doing so. From the early mornings with @campcoffeeclub, to the afternoons and evenings spent rambling with @parkbaggingyvr, the @vancouver_critical_mass and hill climb party with @yvrfixed, and all my my nonsense noodles in between. I’ve never seen more people just _out on bikes_ in a city before nor have I seen more examples of well implemented traffic calming measures and bike lanes to and from places I *actually need to go.* I’d give ya a solid B+ for bikes, @cityofvancouver. It’s too bad your winters are typical PNW wet and grey otherwise you’d be a near perfect bike city.
Homework
Keeping busy has always been one of my favorite methods to overcome grief or tame rage or heal heartbreak sooo this week I’m assigning homework. Go for a ride, find something that most would categorize as trash, and make a bike thing out of it. I found this ravaged cone in an LA industrial park and turned it into fender flaps that honestly work fuggin great and look even better. If any of y’all make something you think is neat, please tag me in it and let’s make this trash-bike-crafts into a thing.
Installation assistance by @foragercycles and @silca_velo. Sticker by @perksandmini.